The Odyssey
Homer, rendered into Zoomer English
IῬαψ. α
Athena Drops In on Telemachus
IIῬαψ. β
Assembly at Ithaca
IIIῬαψ. γ
At Pylos with Nestor
IVῬαψ. δ
At Sparta with Menelaus
VῬαψ. ε
Odysseus on the Raft
VIῬαψ. ζ
Odysseus Lands Among the Phaeacians
VIIῬαψ. η
Odysseus Enters Alcinous's Palace
VIIIῬαψ. θ
Songs and Games of the Phaeacians
IXῬαψ. ι
The Cyclops
XῬαψ. κ
Aeolus, Laestrygones, Circe
XIῬαψ. λ
The Book of the Dead
XIIῬαψ. μ
Sirens, Scylla, Charybdis, the Cattle of Helios
XIIIῬαψ. ν
Odysseus Sails Home to Ithaca
XIVῬαψ. ξ
Odysseus and Eumaeus
XVῬαψ. ο
Telemachus Returns to Ithaca
XVIῬαψ. π
Telemachus Recognizes Odysseus
XVIIῬαψ. ρ
Telemachus Returns to the Palace
XVIIIῬαψ. σ
Odysseus vs. Irus
XIXῬαψ. τ
Odysseus and Penelope Talk
XXῬαψ. υ
Before the Slaughter
XXIῬαψ. φ
The Setting of the Bow
XXIIῬαψ. χ
The Slaughter of the Suitors
XXIIIῬαψ. ψ
Penelope Recognizes Odysseus
XXIVῬαψ. ω
Peace
Ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, Μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ
Yap at me Muse, about this guy who was lowkey built different,
πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσε·
who literally couldn't stay in his lane after he absolutely demolished Troy fr fr:
πολλῶν δ’ ἀνθρώπων ἴδεν ἄστεα καὶ νόον ἔγνω,
He was out here vibing in everybody's cities, living in their heads rent-free,
πολλὰ δ’ ὅ γ’ ἐν πόντῳ πάθεν ἄλγεα ὃν κατὰ θυμόν,
ngl he was catching major L's on the ocean, straight up in his feels,
5
ἀρνύμενος ἥν τε ψυχὴν καὶ νόστον ἑταίρων.
trying to keep himself and his squad alive and heading back to base.
ἀλλ' οὐδ' ὣς ἑτάρους ἐρρύσατο, ἱέμενός περ·
But no cap, he couldn't save his boys even though he was trying so hard:
αὐτῶν γὰρ σφετέρῃσιν ἀτασθαλίῃσιν ὄλοντο,
they were out here acting real smooth-brained and did themselves dirty,
νήπιοι, οἳ κατὰ βοῦς Ὑπερίονος Ἠελίοιο
absolute NPCs who had the audacity to feast on Helios's cattle,
ἤσθιον· αὐτὰρ ὁ τοῖσιν ἀφείλετο νόστιμον ἦμαρ.
and he said "bet" and canceled their whole return journey.
10
τῶν ἁμόθεν γε, θεά, θύγατερ Διός, εἰπὲ καὶ ἡμῖν.
Spill the tea about all this, divine bestie, Zeus's daughter, we're all ears.